So he can minister to the homeless.
The pope was a bouncer in his youth. This is why he was probably terrible at it.
"Pope Francis is quite a long way from Benedict in terms of style."
He's missing a lung! He likes soccer! He's Argentinian!
A cardinal from L.A., currently in Rome, was accused of a cover-up.
Vatican’s Real Housewives meet Survivor.
The fun starts now.
According to an Italian paper.
At least he wasn't the totally ignored Rand Paul.
A black cardinal was the front-runner in 2005, too.
Or, more accurately perhaps, Beliebers. This is a terrible idea.