But who won this week's episode?
In which we examine "the gaze" and how it affects the reality women of New York City. Also, we decide who won last night's episode.
Now someone else is "up here" versus "down there."
Then they left us lonesome and unchanged in a corner, crying our eyes out, as they went about their business.
But it has nothing to do with her legal problems, or the fact that she is becoming the most-reviled woman on 'Real Housewives,' Saks swears. And more in our gossip roundup.
Watching last night's episode made our heads hurt.
Kelly's lawyer wouldn't.
And slams Richard from Gawker. Or Maureen Dowd. We can't tell.
The reality couple that never seemed to be together is now officially apart.
Those abs! Those jokes! That date!
Who won this week's episode? Here's our take.
Not so bland anymore, eh?
Our take on last night's episode of 'The Real Housewives of New York City.'
...and ignore by it like a commoner at a cocktail party.
In one 'Observer' interview, Killoren goes through all five phases of 'Real Housewives'–dom.
So says ‘Real Housewife’ Countess LuAnn DeLesseps, who would know.
The Bravo countess got really messy in public, and everybody’s talking about it.
Plus, David Paterson hits the East End, Seinfeld plays ball, and Jeff Corwin thinks the Montauk Monster is just a raccoon. All in our Hamptons roundup.
We would have maybe started by getting drunk with a room full of geese, but this is probably good practice, too.
And we predict what fireworks will ensue.