Or so he says.
It's the only way to make a "total recovery and be a great example to the world."
The phone company is the latest to drop Tiger.
Tiger's SUV wasn't the only thing to get beat up in this mess.
And more celebrity quirks revealed, in our daily gossip roundup.
We were going to say that this is every celebrity's nightmare, but it's kind of our nightmare, too.
Golf is meant to be happy! And happen during the day!
There's one mistress, at least, that is sticking by him.
Leaving your high-profile husband is practically unorthodox these days.
We imagine Lourdes had some kind words, too. She never liked that big, orange guy in the first place.
In fact, he might be a secret PR genius.
Tommy Tune and Tony Bennett couldn't get over it, really.
Lohan still not listening.
But not to worry! He still has that big project in Dubai going for him.
And more about celebrities that are and are not like us, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more evidence of the stars' special powers, in our daily gossip roundup.