"[Bundchen] just needs to continue to be cute and shut up."
"Eli Manning? They need to make a religion about him. He's my god right now."
Apparently this is what happens when she loses her temper.
When celebs support each other.
"I love it no matter what," she told us. "Short, bald, red, long, whatever."
This would explain some things.
And other happy gossip news!
Maybe those new illicit Tiger Woods camera-phone pics will do the trick?
Oddly, it's not because someone was blinded by their beauty.
Derek Jeter's longtime love has been giving Kate Hudson the stink eye.
Don't worry, his face is okay. His perfect, angular face. Some other things happened to celebrities too, in our morning gossip roundup.
Mere mortals were forced to cover their eyes as the golden couple "sucked face" at a party at the Gramercy Park Hotel. And more, in our gossip roundup.
Gunshots mar otherwise lovely celebrity nuptials.
Plus, Angelina Jolie teases a child with adoption, and more Real Housewives drama, in today's gossip roundup.
Not stopping at co-opting her stepchild, Gisele has already been eyeing children on the streets of São Paolo.
And she loves him for it.