Weedings > Weddings.
"A full day's worth of hilarity."
Alex Rees, everybody.
They also like holding sticks.
If anyone would know, it would be them.
America's youth are struggling with the idea that they may not get to do whatever they want.
And their "muscle-cuddling garb often leaves little to the imagination."
At first we thought people spackling their lady business might be a good thing. We have changed our minds.
But who will buy the first big necklace?
Raw-meat-eating, vegan-hating "paleos" are running around on all fours amongst us.
Please aim your "emotional purge" in another direction.