Still banned from planes.
You still can't bring knives on planes.
The TSA says yes; Congress and flight attendants say no.
Still no liquids.
Quite the sticky situation.
The naked X-ray machines are being removed.
No one can resist a shiny Apple product.
They're still focused on all those criminal incidents.
World's largest penis.
He took it in stride.
Oh, no, it was just a TSA screening that thousands of people go through every day.
Never trust a baby.
Police confiscated the knife and mayo and let the man board his flight.
He claims he was "detained" by the TSA today after he refused to have a pat down.
Which should pay for, like, one or two TSA security guards.