Someone took $5,000 right out of a jacket.
He claims he was "detained" by the TSA today after he refused to have a pat down.
Which should pay for, like, one or two TSA security guards.
Directly into the pocket of the TSA.
Everyone is suspect.
The TSA isn't messing around.
A blogger gets a creepy/hilarious note in her luggage.
New scanning software will spare you your precious modesty.
Terrorist groups want to surgically implant explosive devices on passengers' bodies.
We'd think that'd be a career advantage.
Alaska lawmaker Sharon Cissna nixed a Seattle airport pat-down and will take the ferry home to Juneau.
Other passengers, however, were not as amused.
All the time, in fact. Literally, every time someone tries, according to some studies.
Protest underwear is the new bumper sticker.
"Families should sit around the dinner table, eating turkey, talking about their experience."
But liberal talker Ed Schultz dissents with a Rush Limbaugh/Fox News conspiracy theory.