Except, of course, us. We're SUCH dorks.
Ladies: headbands. Boys: scarves. It's time.
There may not be a 'Gossip Girl' spinoff after all. Or there may be!
Don't worry — we'd get to watch. It's not like a "Brenda's going to London and never coming back" situation.
'Gossip Girl' creator Cecily von Ziegesar is starting a new book series about college, and the title makes us titter.
Eric van der Woodsen has been planning his big evening for months. So has his girlfriend!
When the 'Real Housewives' from both coasts got together last night, the claws were out — literally.
The museum has taken advantage of the fact that everyone is in the Hamptons and put in place an unacceptable new rule.
Her ladyship would like some fancier friends.
Which means New York youths can look forward to an evening of bad sex, alcohol poisoning, and class anxiety!
Miss In the Know briefly ruled the school before being shut down. Let's hope her parents don't have those brochures for the girls' military school!
In which we uncomfortably overexamine the chest of a 'Gossip Girl' star.
We tally up the points that made the season finale of the Greatest Show of Our Time real, unreal, or maybe just annoying.
Chris and Jessica ponder the Most Important Question of Our Time: If Rufus and Lily get together tonight, what does that mean for Dan and Serena?
The model heiress talks about 'Gossip Girl' and whom she hasn't made out with lately.
"Now I'm like, um, yeah, I look hot in a little black dress, so … whatchoo got?"
'Gossip Girl' dad thinks his onscreen kid's romance is "hot."
'People' caught the lovebirds in action! Well, PG-13 action. Nothing like on the SHOW.
Let's face it, this episode rocked. Our recap is within.