But only if you work for Twitter.
"Stop using my dad's name as a punchline, you asshat."
A tweet gone amazingly awry.
In fact, the Broadway star is suing Twitter over just such a claim.
Nobody says "'I think I'll have coffee" on Twitter.
"You see me rollin', you hatin'."
The site has been down two times since Dick Costolo was promoted to CEO.
@MayorEmanuel, our new favorite fake Twitter account.
He also calls him a "a sociopath" and "a liability."
"Just keep asking yourself: 'What would Jesus NOT do?'"
And be careful what you search for!
"It was very obvious to me BP was more worried about its image than about actually letting people see and understand what was happening on the Gulf."
Damn you, Twitter!
"We're not worried," Twitter's COO says.
Why did he want everyone to see this photo?
"Nothing I do ever catches on."
In which we atone for our hasty judgment.