And we don't mind if we do.
Come on, dude, it's officially two months after we were supposed to have forgotten your name. Give us something, or it's all over.
And more the-stars-are-just-like-us tales, in our daily gossip roundup.
Don't worry, on reality TV, there's enough undeserved attention to go around. And more celebrity grievances, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more gross celebrity revelations, in today's gossip roundup.
According to the photo editor at 'GQ,' that is.
Ones that aren't sleeping together, we mean.
What? Is he pregnant? Plus, Usher, Charlie Sheen, and Jill Zarin party together, and more celebrity news, in our daily gossip roundup.
The Real Housewife was spotted freaking out at a Verizon store.
Even though she is fourteen years older than the woman.
You know, because she's on Percocet. Otherwise, the 15-year-old would be the life of the party.
You watched the ceremony, you analyzed the speech, you likely teared up. But what did you miss? Jada Yuan, embedded in the crowd, reports.
But they WERE shouting her name at the opening last night, and Ben DID say she "italicizes" all her lines. Just sayin'. And also, of course, Madonna and Peter Cook, in the gossip round-up.
Plus, transvestites in Times Square, Marc Jacobs and his new boyfriend, and Priscilla Presley's Botox in our daily gossip roundup!