But he's the best at alienating other humans.
Plus, it reminds everyone that Bloomberg hated officiating.
"I don't think I blame Hitler."
Meet the man behind Wedding Crunchers.
The judge will marry Kennedy Center president Michael M. Kaiser and his fiancé.
Control-freak weddings never end online.
The tech mogul defends his elaborate nuptials.
He paid an extra $2.5 million to fix that part.
What do you get the billionaire who has it all for his 82nd birthday? A third bride.
Officiated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
The police barriers and bodyguards kept the paparazzi at bay.
Guests thought they were attending his girlfriend's graduation party.
The couple were detained in Iran on espionage charges.
She'll now be known as his 28-year-old yoga-instructor fiancée.
He wants more than $52,000.
"I couldn't reach him. I was so worried!"