Mitt is "Javelin." Rick is "Petrus."
What's closed, where to stock up, and how to evacuate.
Even one pint of beer can raise your risk, says new research.
America's favorite mogul wants to stomp some grapes.
They get patches and nicotine gum instead.
Something is amiss.
Little do they know, after Dijongate, the president is off all things French and fancy.