Jerry Falwell died in 2007.
"We do have a plan, BUT I'd have to kill you if I told you."
A man in Michigan dies while voting, comes back to life, asks whether he voted.
Definitely not family-friendly.
This is but one possible explanation for an absolutely insane incident that happened in Miami on Saturday.
Zombie Obama, that is.
Heh ... right guys?
Now we're no longer safe from zombies coming from Toronto!
Necropanspermia explains it all.
"The undead have risen from their graves and invaded large portions of the East Coast."