They say Apple's quality standards are too stringent.
The police are out in full force to protect cell phones.
All the features you need to "turn your life into a seemingly enjoyable lie"!
New CEO Tim Cook will make his first star turn.
An Apple employee also misplaced an iPhone 4 prototype last year.
Let us rejoice and be glad.
And it REMEMBERS.
A leak about a new product on the same day its Apple's earnings report is expected.