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Iphone Therefore I Am

  1. Man Arrested for Repeatedly Calling 911 About Malfunctioning iPhoneIf only he could have asked Siri whether this was a good idea.
  2. Journal: The iPhone 5 Is Coming to Sprint in Mid-OctoberLet us rejoice and be glad.
  3. Apple Deigns to Explain Privacy Tracking So You Noobs Will Shut Up Already JeezAlso they blame a “bug.”
  4. Privacy Panic of the Day: Your iPhone Is Tracking Your Every MoveAnd it REMEMBERS.
  5. WSJ: Apple To Produce New iPhone For Verizon By End Of YearApple will have new version of smartphone ready by end of year.
  6. Obviously, iPhone’s FaceTime Feature Will Be Used for PornThis was bound to happen.
  7. Jailbreaking Is No Longer IllegalOnly in the iPhone sense of the word.
  8. Apple Still Dominating in Spite of Recent ObstaclesPhone is still ringing off the hook” for iPhones.
  9. Steve Jobs Is Darth Vader NowAccording to yet another hilarious Taiwanese CGI creation.
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    The Ten Best Fashion AppsNo stylish iPhone user would be caught dead without them.
  11. Apple Will Humor People Who Think There’s a Problem With the iPhone 4There is no problem, really, but they’re giving away free cases anyway.
  12. Will Apple Announce a Mass iPhone Recall Friday?Press conference has been scheduled.
  13. Apple Busted for Deleting Customer CommentsPR mess gets worse.
  14. Will Apple Recall the iPhone 4?Some PR experts think it has no choice.
  15. Consumer Reports Can’t Recommend Phone That Breaks When You Touch ItThe magazine has tested the iPhone 4, and it is not pleased.
  16. Apple Admits iPhone Was Just Pretending It Had Good ReceptionIPhones have been displaying two more bars than they should have.
  17. Verizon Customers May Finally Be Able to Get iPhonesIn just seven months!
  18. The Inevitable iPhone Video Sex Chat Services BeginOn Craigslist, of course.
  19. Apple Says to Stop Holding Your iPhone With Your Hand Like an IdiotWe thought Apple customers were supposed to be tech-savvy.
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    Jason Bateman Gets Booed After Cutting Thousands in Line for iPhoneCelebrities: Not Just Like Us.
  21. Apple Knows You Will Wait in the Sun and Rain for the iPhone 4This morning they were prepared with umbrellas to lend out for both eventualities.
  22. Would You Rather Have the New iPhone, or Jane Lynch?Eighty-four percent of people would rather have a two-year contract with the ‘Glee’ star.
  23. What’s So Great About the New iPhone?A lot of things, which Steve Jobs detailed today.
  24. Is the Verizon iPhone Finally Coming This Summer?And will it be thinner and faster than the current iPhone?
  25. ‘New York Is Not Ready for the iPhone’ [Updated]That’s what AT&T customer service says, anyway.