It never works.
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Defining a new low for civilization.
And people say Apple's innovation died with Steve Jobs!
Tinder is both useful and fun — like the best versions of IRL dating.
But he's not happy about it.
Get ready for some more awkward-looking Android phones.
Find my attacker.
Apple's Siri ads have brought newfound interest to the obscure Portuguese sausage.
"Is it raining?" was just the start.
In a perfect world, Siri would say, "Have you heard of Campbell's, you lazy sonofabitch?"
What fun. (We know it looks sarcastic, but the period is intentional.)