Only in New York.
Defining a new low for civilization.
And people say Apple's innovation died with Steve Jobs!
Tinder is both useful and fun — like the best versions of IRL dating.
But he's not happy about it.
Get ready for some more awkward-looking Android phones.
Find my attacker.
Apple's Siri ads have brought newfound interest to the obscure Portuguese sausage.
"Is it raining?" was just the start.
In a perfect world, Siri would say, "Have you heard of Campbell's, you lazy sonofabitch?"
What fun. (We know it looks sarcastic, but the period is intentional.)
Even Siri's like, "Too much, Zooey. Too much."