They are really bad, though.
Superior to the 'Bridget Jones' cameo.
Joss Whedon may finally get to be in charge of something Fox can't cancel prematurely.
And Amanda Seyfried knows her tattoo is naughty.
The estate of Jack Kirby, co-creator of a majority of Marvel Comics' most famous and lucrative characters, is suing Marvel to terminate copyrights and claim profits.
Or at least uncannily similar.
For some reason, AC/DC is the only band on the 'Iron Man 2' soundtrack.
Plus: 'Paranormal Activity 2' will scare you to death in eleven short months.
Cameron set out to best some specific effects standard-bearers — but how often did he succeed?
Plus: Chris Weitz! Werewolves! Cooking!
At least it looks better than what he wore to the Oscars.
It will surely thrill you if you've never seen a photo of Robert Downey Jr. before.
Truth be told, we would be, too.
He's already in Russia and will "start researching his new role immediately."
They could probably pay Mickey Rourke more than $250,000 for 'Iron Man 2.'
Samuel L. Jackson: 'There seems to be an economic crisis in the Marvel Comics world.'
Mickey, we're begging you — turn down this part!