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J.p. Morgan

  1. housing
    Where’s a Summer Intern Supposed to Live?Thousands of students join the city’s workforce each June. Finding an apartment is its own hazing ritual.
  2. the top line
    The Economy Won’t Be Recovering Anytime SoonIndicators that recently looked promising are stalling once again.
  3. wework
    How WeWork Went from Unstoppable Unicorn to Postponing Its IPOFive months ago, WeWork CEO Adam Neumann was riding a unicorn to riches. Now his company has postponed its IPO. What happened?
  4. the top line
    Banks Don’t Like Paying You So Many Credit Card Rewards — But They WillRich reward cards aren’t going away. But the most generous offers and benefits might be.
  5. Amazon Should Not Be in Charge of Solving Our Health-Care CrisisDemocratically unaccountable private actors shouldn’t be responsible for performing the state’s traditional functions. But, increasingly, they are.
  6. select all
    One Intern Clicked on 12,000 Websites to Make Sure a Bank’s Ads Were AppropriateThey might be less effective, and they’re showing up alongside racist videos.
  7. A JPMorgan Banker Plotted to Steal $5 Million to Pay His Gambling DebtsCrime does not pay.
  8. Frank Rich on the National Circus: Obamacare’s Failures Are Obama’s FaultHow could such an accomplished president screw up so badly?
  9. new york’s finest
    Ray Kelly and JPMorgan Could Be a Perfectly Controversial MatchThe NYPD chief is reportedly in talks to join the firm.
  10. scandal-stained wretches
    Bloomberg LP Accused of Spying on Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan Using TerminalsJournalists could track what their subjects were doing on the machines.
  11. whale fail
    JPMorgan’s Whale Handlers Get Steamrolled by SenatorsAs predicted, it wasn’t pretty.
  12. whale fail
    The 5 Biggest Whoppers in JPMorgan’s Senate ReportThis is going to be a painful hearing.
  13. business
    Live From Capitol Hill, It’s Jamie DimonThe nation’s biggest banker puts on his contrite face.
  14. london whale
    Meet the Man on the Other Side of JPMorgan’s $2 Billion Bad Trade38-year-old hedge-funder Boaz Weinstein.
  15. dimonfreude
    JPMorgan Risk Committee Not Overly Concerned With Finance, RiskIn fact, no one involved has any recent banking experience.
  16. jpmorgan chase
    FBI Jumps on the JPMorgan Investigation Bandwagon The FBI has plenty of company.
  17. wall street
    Ina Drew: JPMorgan’s Sacrificial Ma’amBehind every Wall Street scandal, there’s a female executive to take the fall.
  18. white men with money
    Jamie Dimon Blames $2 Billion Loss on Sloppiness, Stupidity “This is a very unfortunate and inopportune time to have this kind of mistake.” 
  19. white men with money
    JPMorgan Embarrassed Over $2 Billion in Losses [Update]“We have egg on our face,” said Jamie Dimon.
  20. white men with money
    Top JPMorgan Banker Resigns After Leaking Inside InformationNot quite the Greg Smith method.
  21. wall street
    Jon Corzine Transferred $200 Million From Customers to J.P. Morgan [Updated]An internal e-mail implicates the former governor.
  22. white men with money
    Jamie Dimon Still in the Doghouse Over Temper TantrumEven an apology phone call couldn’t smooth things over.
  23. JPMorgan Executive Bathroom Re-created for Public UsePee where Jamie Dimon pees.
  24. Jamie Dimon Is, Above All, a PatriotGod, country, and risk-weighted assets.
  25. finance
    JPMorgan Settles Again, This Time for $88.3 MillionThe bank will pay for dealing with Cuba, Sudan, and Iran.
  26. white men with money and thoughts
    Jamie Dimon: ‘Confidence Is Like a Secret Sauce … It Is Hard to Measure and Really Adjust’Jamie cheers on America.
  27. white men with money
    JPMorgan Has a Patriotic QuarterWhat’s more American than profits?
  28. what? nothing happened
    JPMorgan Chase Settles Bond-Rigging Case for $228 MillionWhat? Nothing happened.
  29. white men with money
    Jamie Dimon’s Magic Doesn’t Cross Borders, ApparentlyJPMorgan is finding overseas expansion more difficult than expected.
  30. jamie dimon
    Jamie Dimon Is Not Having a Very Good DayJPMorgan will pay out $153.6 million to settle a federal civil suit that alleged the bank fraudulently misled mortgage investors during a 2007 deal.
  31. mortgages
    Banks Haunted, Sued by the Ghosts of Credit Unions PastThe National Credit Union Administration is suing JPMorgan and Royal Bank of Scotland.
  32. interns
    One JPMorgan Intern Has Learned a Lot in a Single AfternoonSuch as: Don’t send a mass e-mail inviting everyone to bring fake I.D.s to a bar night that’s “going to get wild.”
  33. white men with money
    Jamie Dimon Is Now the Highest-Paid Bank CEO in AmericaHe got a 51 percent raise last year to take home $23 million.
  34. the future is coming
    Twitter Tries — and Fails — to Quash JPMorgan RumorsNice try, Biz Stone.
  35. Goldman Executives Can’t Understand Why Jamie Dimon Gets So Much AttentionWe scratch our heads at Goldman every day about that guy.”
  36. white men who are passive aggressive about their desire to be in politics
    Jamie Dimon’s House Is in Order, He Can’t Say the Same for Everyone Else’s“I’m not as worried about JPMorgan as I am about our industry and our country,” the CEO says.
  37. what he’s saying is he’s sick of taking it up the ass
    ‘To Say We’re Supposed to Bend Down and Take It, That’s Wrong’JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon can’t stop, won’t stop.
  38. white men who are accustomed to winning at life
    Davos Questioner Hits Jamie Dimon Right Where It HurtsJPMorgan CEO loses it once again.
  39. bons mots
    Jamie Dimon Looks on the Bright Side“Nothing is worse than it was a year ago.”
  40. fi-cri fallout
    The Immortal Life of Martha KunkleA credit-card company took her signature without asking. That signature never died.
  41. white men who clearly love sinatra
    Jamie Dimon Hosts Happy Hours in His OfficeJPMorgan may be one of the world’s largest and most prominent financial institutions, but that doesn’t mean the CEO can’t have a few drinks once in a while.
  42. white men who are accustomed to winning at life
    Jamie Dimon Could Give a Hoot What Anyone Says About HimAnd that includes Elizabeth Warren, the president, and you.
  43. fi-cri fallout
    There’s a Difference Between a Ponzi Scheme and a Bank SchemeA JPMorgan executive explains.
  44. slaps in the face
    JPMorgan Insults All Employees of Burger KingThis is an outrage.
  45. white men with money
    If You Want to Terrify Jamie Dimon or Lloyd Blankfein, All You Have to Do Is Invoke This NameAnd no, it’s not Elizabeth Warren.
  46. ain’t no mountain high enough
    Jamie Dimon’s Stoner-Looking Yearbook Photo, ExplainedAt last.
  47. fi-cri fallout
    JPMorgan Might Close Down Prop Desks, Eventually, MaybeDepends on a few things.
  48. hedge funds
    Hedge Fund Tax Changes Cause Indigestion in GreenwichOversize fees may become slightly less oversize.
  49. managing expectations
    JPMorgan Will Try to Do Better Next TimeQuarterly earnings of $4.8 billion are not enough to please CEO Jamie Dimon.
  50. white men who are accustomed to winning at life
    Jamie Dimon Just Wants to Have FunFor the CEO of JPMorgan, winning is not enough.
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