Naturally, Tom Cruise is back.
Only Jack Reacher can reach Jack Daniels and a jack rabbit and Jack from Lost.
We can do better than Jack Reacher.
And The Hobbit continues to dominate the big movie field.
So. Many. Elbows.
It’s painful to see author Lee Childs’s ex-military vigilante embodied by the diminutive Tom Cruise.
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American Dad, Family Guy, and Haven all bumped in the wake of the Newtown shooting.
"Why aren't you a behemoth like the REAL Jack Reacher, Tom?"
Now with 100 percent more Werner Herzog.
So many elbows to the face.
Lincoln vs. Bond, Cruise vs. Osama, Perry vs. Ghosts.
But does he convince as an intimidating drifter?
He'd star as the intimidating, formerly six-foot-five-inch hero of Lee Child's book series.