• So does your company have a lame, embarrassing theme song? It does if it's Ernst & Young. [DealBreaker]
• A Banc of America analyst wrote reports on top pharma companies without talking to corporate management. So is he lazy or forward-thinking? [NYP]
• Perella Weinberg Partners has raised $1.1 billion and hired 22 recognizable partners. But in eighteen months, the firm has yet to make a big deal. [NYT]
A fight in the New York Times Style department between fashion editor Anita LeClerc and deputy editor Mary Ann Giordano got physical when LeClerc actually shoved Giordano. Lindsay Lohan still doesn't get along with her (recently released from prison) father. Elton John capped his 60th-birthday weekend in New York by spending time at Roseland with a leather-clad, muscular African-American man. "Page Six" resurrects its vendetta against Keith Olbermann, this time claiming he once asked out a porn star and was rejected. Inventive Spanish chef Dr. Miguel Sanchez Romera is looking for a Village townhouse in which to open up a Manhattan branch of his Barcelona eatery, L'Esguard. Anna Nicole Smith wanted to play Marilyn Monroe in a Joe DiMaggio biopic but was turned down for the role.