He'll plead guilty and spend six months in jail.
So the dental procedure keeping him from jail is something else, then.
We tailed Weezy to a Manhattan courtroom today.
Lil Wayne, scheduled to surrender to police and begin a one-year prison term today, broadcast an hour-long live video message to fans last night.
The disgraced NY1 anchor only served 19 of his 30-day sentence.
Lil Wayne cut a deal with prosecutors and pleaded guilty this morning to second-degree attempted weapon possession and will be sentenced to a year in prison.
"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?"
"Not very nice" is the gist.
Bernie Madoff's lawyer, Ira Sorkin, still trying to get his client back out of jail.
In fact, some people call it "inhuman."
The ImClone founder is out of jail and living at a halfway house in the Bronx. But is he getting better treatment than his cronies?
The missing hedge-funder decided that jail would be better than camping.