In a Jack in the Box commercial.
"They can’t seem to find one who doesn’t look straight into the lens."
"I'd rather slap than be slapped."
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He's not up to his usual apoplexy, but next to the somnambulant Jones, anyone would seem like they were.
Which is basically a collection of January Jones's most stylish and most heinous moments on the show.
Get this: Nic Cage plays a vigilante out for justice!
There's no such thing as a free revenge murder.
January Jones is "a sweetheart," he says.
"Everyone else is so nice."
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That is, she's wearing a Preen dress.
Sheer audacity indeed.
"January, you are an actress in a show, and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years."
Also, thieves are stealing human hair from salons.
Prettiest superheroes ever?