UCB's 'Gravid Water' returns tonight!
Think of the children.
Featuring far more Jason Sudeikis masturbation than you may be anticipating.
The Farrelly Brothers return.
Levi Johnston wishes he never apologized, and LiLo gets pulled over again.
Fred Armisen moves on to his 'SNL' co-star, Heidi and Spencer's Valentine's Day divorce.
Plus: Javier Bardem finally finds true love.
Plus: Cary Elwes gets frisky with Natalie Portman.
The new Farrelly Brothers' comedy keeps adding faces.
Plus: Steven Spielberg and Spike Lee will make you sad.
Plus: Viola Davis! Michael Mann! Cedric the Entertainer!
Kanye? Daniel Craig? Lil Mama?
Plus: 'T.J. Hooker: The Movie'!
Plus: 'Red Dawn'! 'Bride of Frankenstein'! Greg Kinnear!
Plus, Gwyneth Paltrow offers Mario Batali a free gym membership that may be either a kind gesture or a really catty move. In our gossip roundup!
It's not like anyone remembers anything else from 'Alexander,' now do they?