Everyone, it's time to give up.
Say it ain't so, Milers!
And he's bringing Young Jeezy along for the ride to open for him.
Eminem took home Best Male to Jay-Z's Best Urban honors. How is Jigga supposed to feel about that?
The star blames soy milk for giving him man boobs, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.
Was it just us, or did we hear a smattering of boos?
He and Alicia Keys will perform "Empire State of Mind" before Game 2 instead.
"I'm gonna do a tour, bar mitzvahs, weddings. I'm gonna have like video ... I'm telling ya'll 'cause I don't want nobody stealing my idea."
Who can you thank for Missy Elliot, Iggy Pop, and Gym Class Heroes? How about Stat Quo and Cilla Black?
"I can personally attest to his commitment to New York ... He is most definitely deserving of the top MC of 2009 title."
She'll be singing "Single Ladies," no less. And more celebrity gossip in our daily roundup.
That's the only reason we can think of for her being there after denying her pregnancy. And more tall tales from celebrities, in our daily gossip roundup.
Also, Stephen Colbert: Dumb.
She won an Emmy, but then the paramedics came.
If you want to see Lady Gaga's bloody pupils and Beyoncé's Fallopian tubes, this is the slideshow for you!