He's joking! Guys, c'mon.
Plus, Jay Leno discovers that 'Glee''s Jane Lynch can legally marry people because the Internet says so, on our regular late-night roundup.
"I guess Dave and I will be watching at Oprah’s house."
Plus, Jay Leno kicks future jailbird Lindsay Lohan while she's down, on our regular late-night roundup.
Kimmel's is the only show that isn't sinking in the ratings.
Plus, Stephen Colbert pulls a "face-job" on CNN's Rick Sanchez, on our regular late-night roundup.
A Fox exec predicts less than a 1.0 rating for Coco's TBS show in the younger demo. And yet that's where Dave and Jay are right now.
Jay Leno has something else he doesn't have.
"Leno Calls Against Me! One Of The Best Punk Bands Ever."
Plus, Leno exposes Ricky Gervais's ladylike style back in the eighties, on our regular late-night roundup.
"I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from the cell phone, and from the questions."
"Al Qaeda, Team Coco"
Those jokes aren't old, they're just mature.
Conan may disagree.
For shows from J.J. Abrams and Jerry Bruckheimer.
"I'm happy with my decision. I sleep well at night. And I hope he's happy with his decision."