Jay-Z looks weird.
He's even starring in their new ads, so there!
Probably untrue, but fun to imagine!
A song for Blue. But not "Blue." That would just be weird.
"If you ask about the baby, [Jay-Z's] going to walk away."
Got some dirt on his shoulder.
For "economic" reasons.
Blue Ivy Carter continues to wield her newborn influence mightily.
She's the youngest person ever to appear on a Billboard chart.
Because parental love knows no other materials.
Makes about as much sense as 50 Cent shilling for Vitaminwater, right?
"Hello Hello Baby Blue!"
Gratuitous? Of course!
It is adorable.
Part Parks, part Throne, all stuff your grandma wouldn't be able to follow.