This time, he's ganging up on Jay-Z.
The star blames soy milk for giving him man boobs, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.
Was it just us, or did we hear a smattering of boos?
He and Alicia Keys will perform "Empire State of Mind" before Game 2 instead.
"I'm gonna do a tour, bar mitzvahs, weddings. I'm gonna have like video ... I'm telling ya'll 'cause I don't want nobody stealing my idea."
Who can you thank for Missy Elliot, Iggy Pop, and Gym Class Heroes? How about Stat Quo and Cilla Black?
"I can personally attest to his commitment to New York ... He is most definitely deserving of the top MC of 2009 title."
She'll be singing "Single Ladies," no less. And more celebrity gossip in our daily roundup.
That's the only reason we can think of for her being there after denying her pregnancy. And more tall tales from celebrities, in our daily gossip roundup.
Also, Stephen Colbert: Dumb.
She won an Emmy, but then the paramedics came.
If you want to see Lady Gaga's bloody pupils and Beyoncé's Fallopian tubes, this is the slideshow for you!
"I just need to kind of start over and liberate myself and feel empowered."
Another monster show from a guy whose live act is as reliably great as he thinks his recorded output still is.
"Kanye ran into the basketball pole at one point, head first. That was a serious injury."
His undying allegiance to Timbaland isn't the only thing old-school about the Jiggaman these days.