A CGI Chuck Norris, that is.
Big week for Enya.
The cop will go back in time to give Jean-Claude Van Damme career advice.
If more action movies were like Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning, the world would probably be a better place.
Yipee-kai-yay ... takethisquiz!
This sequel is aggressively dumb, aggressively macho, and just plain aggressively aggressive.
"Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking."
As you have guessed, he sings "Take My Breath Away" while doing so. Good guess!
Wow, Elizabeth Banks double-fists!
Meet the new recruits.
From now on, we'll call this "Van Der Beek-ing."
She was paid to go, but the leader of Chechnya has committed human-rights violations.
Plus: Blossom joins the cast of 'The Big Bang Theory.'
"He told me, you should be trying to save people in South Central."
He's getting in the ring again for a reality show. Really, no surprise there.
The actress has made a video of herself preparing a roast chicken. Also in today's Gossipmonger: Angelina visits Iraq, and Gerard Butler is fat and now everyone knows it.
Plus: Mark Wahlberg threatens violence against Jeremy Piven–bashers.
Plus, Jason Bourne is no fan of James Bond.
Compared to Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren is nothing. A zero. A nobody.