But everything's fine at NBC.
Not bad for seven months' work.
The NBC versus Conan drama has become an allegory for the financial crisis and the populist revolt that followed it.
Conan and Jay didn't take last night off from the Late Night wars.
Nikki Finke says Conan's reps are still lobbying Jeff Zucker to let O'Brien remain the host of the 'Tonight Show' at 11:30.
Also, Stewart finally talks NBC on our regular late-night roundup.
Zucker says he'll try to keep Conan off of a rival network for three-and-a-half years.
Plus, Ricky Gervais worries about Conan's lack of "discernible skills" on our regular late-night roundup.
Last year, the legendary journalist's old home tried to lure her back.
That's what the media moguls have been saying, but is that still the answer?
He doesn't have much to worry about, but it never hurts to keep one's C.V. current.
And the Oscar will never go to ... Bon Jovi!
Says Kurt Sutter: "Let's back off Jay and beat the right piñata."
Ben Silverman, Leno at 10pm and the death of 'Southland' notwithstanding.
"The forensic evidence so far indicates that a kind of death is taking place before our eyes; the only question is whether what we're witnessing is an accident or a crime scene."
Bring back Silverman! Bring back Silverman!