Not even kidding.
Plus: Jennifer Aniston groped a huge prosthetic penis, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
This one sounds fun.
If this is any indication, we'll see you opening night!
Plus, see Elizabeth Banks all made up for her role as Effie Trinket in The Hunger Games.
Plus, a 7-year-old got plastic surgery vouchers for Christmas. From her mom.
Plus, Felicity Jones stars in Dolce & Gabbana's makeup ads.
Plus, 30,000 French women got faulty breast implants.
Plus, Rooney Mara wore dark lipstick, and more beauty news.
Plus Jennifer Lopez, Lea Michele, Jennifer Aniston, and more.
Plus, Hyoni Kang has blue eyebrows in the December 'Flare'.
Justin Theroux is in it, too, gossip hounds.
How dating Justin Theroux transformed her from innocently pretty Uptowner to a cool, fedora-wearing, bra-flashing downtowner.
Also, Véronique Leroy leaves Leonard.
Blame Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, and bologna.