From Daniel Day-Lewis, yukster extraordinaire (high!) to the endless opening monologue (so very low).
Called out by Seth MacFarlane.
Such a gentleman.
Daniel Day-Lewis made history, and The Hunger Games is now toplined by an Oscar-winner.
Best Supporting Male: Matthew McConaughey for Magic Mike.
"My breasts have a life of their own."
Just like Anne Hathaway probably will this weekend.
Her first ad campaign is out.
We get it, Hugh. You were on a water diet.
It will be their third film together.
Emmanuelle Riva is coming on strong. Watch out, J. Law.
In what was once American Bullshit.
"If somebody thinks I'm going to dress sexy to a costume party, they have another thing coming."
Jennifer Lawrence and Anne Hathaway get the ultra-awkward treatment.
"Every time an actress is celebrated for her great work, I cheer."
Here are eight great things J-Law said this week.
The photos were never published.
Plus: Conan totally embarrassed Jennifer Lawrence, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.