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Alabama Governor Insults All Seven or So Non-Christian Alabamans
They are not his brothers and sisters, he informs them.
Westboro Baptist Church Agrees to Be Slightly Less Obnoxious
They've decided not to protest at a 9-year-old Tucson massacre victim's funeral, but not because they are suddenly good people.
Why Westboro Baptist’s Plans to Picket Elizabeth Edwards’s Funeral Might Fail
The First Amendment and a human counterprotest might throw off their evil plan.
Evil DecorMyEyes Guy Gets Some More of That Bad Publicity He Loves
This time it's a little TOO bad: He was arrested.
Incidentally, the Federal Reserve Really Did Save the World Back in 2008
Without the bailout, McDonald's wouldn't have opened and your phone service might have stopped.
Meet the Guy Who Told the World About Christine O’Donnell’s Pubes
According to his snitchy friend, Dustin Dominiak wrote that terrible Gawker piece.
The Fall’s Mark E. Smith Keeps Rock Curmudgeonliness Alive
"We were playing a festival in Dublin the other week. There was this other group like, warming up in the next sort of chalet, and they were terrible. I said 'shut them cunts up.'"
Creepy District Attorney Couldn’t Understand Why Hot Domestic-Abuse Victim Resisted His Sexts
Guess she wasn't the nymph he took her for.
Apparently Peter King Thinks It Is Still 2004
And gay people will be able to scare conservatives to the polls again.
Lady Gaga Versus the Westboro Baptist Church
Ahh! Real monsters tried to mess with the little monsters.
Smoking on Planes Isn’t Really That Rare
In the past five years, 696 jerks have been charged for lighting up in the air.
Your Taxi Driver Is Probably Stealing From You
Over 35,000 cabbies have overcharged their customers in the past 26 months.
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