"Do you still throw spears at each other?"
"Given a choice, people will stare longer at the faces of people they've heard bad things about."
The bill is heading to the State Assembly.
Avoid them at all costs.
They are not his brothers and sisters, he informs them.
They've decided not to protest at a 9-year-old Tucson massacre victim's funeral, but not because they are suddenly good people.
The First Amendment and a human counterprotest might throw off their evil plan.
This time it's a little TOO bad: He was arrested.
Without the bailout, McDonald's wouldn't have opened and your phone service might have stopped.
According to his snitchy friend, Dustin Dominiak wrote that terrible Gawker piece.
"We were playing a festival in Dublin the other week. There was this other group like, warming up in the next sort of chalet, and they were terrible. I said 'shut them cunts up.'"
Guess she wasn't the nymph he took her for.
And gay people will be able to scare conservatives to the polls again.
Ahh! Real monsters tried to mess with the little monsters.