“Twenty-three seems lame; 23 seems old."
And gay people will be able to scare conservatives to the polls again.
Ahh! Real monsters tried to mess with the little monsters.
In the past five years, 696 jerks have been charged for lighting up in the air.
This 'Twilight' fad has really gone too far.
Man on dog? How about man on horse!
Over 35,000 cabbies have overcharged their customers in the past 26 months.
Someone's getting a date when she gets out of jail in a few decades!
The Kentucky Senator has successfully allowed unemployment benefits to lapse.
The disgraced police commissioner has literary aspirations.
Judge was inspired by Spider-Man, apparently.
Just what we've been looking for!
It seems John Edwards is a self-indulgent egomaniac.
And he can't make any money from this, either.
A co-worker says the EMTs don't feel bad about it.