Not literally, unfortunately.
It's an age-old question.
That means no trick-or-treating.
A "toxic combination of self-minded focus and arrogance."
Protest greeted by crowds of ill-wishers.
The crazies are descending on Brooklyn Technical High School this afternoon.
And it's not just liberal conspiracy theorists.
The vile anti-gay (and anti-everything) Westboro Baptist Church is embarking on an annoying, whirlwind tour of the state starting Thursday.
We wonder if he's ever thought of using reverse psychology?
The cruel masters at Lego have denied Spinal Tap permission to use video of their figures on an upcoming DVD, just because of a joke about statutory rape.
Fortunately, Chris Murphy is expected to make a full recovery.
Not the guy we expected to discuss the benefits of avocado.
In a blog post, Rooney unwittingly revealed a heretofore-unannounced appearance by Del Toro in Sofia Coppola's new movie.
Mmmm, no, it wasn't.
Some illustrators are bristling over a request from Google to provide artwork free of charge for the company's upcoming web browser. But others said yes!