Snooki needs a bodyguard for her trips to Applebees!
Again, why did MTV have to kill off this show so quickly? We don't get it!
Really, it's the least you can do.
"If you're hungry, try a Snickers."
Their love affair follows perfectly all of Cristina Nehring's rules for true romance
We just hope people aren't starting to take her seriously.
One word: Massholes!
"All these jackanapes are Bennies."
This could this be the beginnings of a full-fledged JWOWW line.
There is good news, though: Thursday night will bring us a reunion show!
"She's mad weird, that chick."
"I don't understand that religion, what it is. I just wanna get to the business."
Remember kids, never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Based in a Jersey boutique, the series will watch the ladies of Freehold in all their finery.
A parental watchdog organization seems to have a little too much time on its hands.
"Gym, tanning, laundry. You know, that's how they, like, make the guidos."
He even makes a Snooki sandwich!