But you'll be on TV!
And as it turns out, ours as well!
No beating up the beat allowed in South Beach.
"Harder, David, harder."
After a brief stop in South Beach, your favorite guidos will return to the original Seaside Heights beach house for more fist-pumping and sausage-eating, MTV just announced.
Also, she thinks it's time to do away with all-black for spring.
"We're old but we're not dead!"
It includes video of their spray-tan session.
Breaking! The return of the bartender who does great things.
Think you have what it takes to match wits and tans with Snooki and the Situation on the second season of 'Jersey Shore'?
Because old people can be slutty, drunk, and ridiculous, too.
And Amanda Seyfried knows her tattoo is naughty.
And Tom Ford's new lipstick line comes out June 1.
They have found their Vinny!
Yes, this is a real show on the Style Network.
Plus pro wrestling and filibusters, on our regular late-night roundup.