From Snooki's mouth.
"There should be a butter named after me, 'cause I'm so smooth."
Who knew deejaying was so emotional?
And forcing drinks on people to lower their sexual resolve.
"We make the batter or whatever, we put it in the pan, after all is said and done, this is going to be an amazing cake."
And Vinny is wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with a Modest Mouse lyric.
Sad Snooki + swing = bruising.
Jeans are ironed, fake hair is hand-delivered, and more shocking findings from last night's episode.
Vinny wants some tats, as soon as he gets this whole crotch-acne thing cleared up.
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Vinny has a new tattoo, a girl visits the house wearing floral, and more "fashion" highlights from last night's episode.
With Vinny gone, and the tears flowing, there was a surprising amount of black — and even some rogue skinny jeans — on last night's episode.
Branding experts help us put together six rules for anyone wanting to build their own brand.
This is getting ridiculous.
Clearly, this is serious business.
Also, is it time to put The Situation on Bump Watch?