In honor of Jessica Simpson.
Named Maxwell Drew Johnson.
Namely, his "Staratata" shoe.
Plus, a women’s rights group in the UK wants to ban cosmetic surgery ads.
Seriously, it's confusing.
Plus: John Varvatos calls the tremendously pregnant Jessica Simpson “Swamp-ass,” and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
The supermodel's April cover drops a few days after Jessica Simpson's.
Their poses are quite similar.
To give free clothes to contestants.
Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.
Here's a hint: It's not really sensible delivery attire.
At a mall in Raleigh, North Carolina.
She says it helped people to stop seeing her as a ditzy blonde.
Jessica has finally revealed the baby bump everyone knew she wasn't hiding very well.
Oh, so that's why her stomach has looked like that for weeks!
It happens every day, all around the world, and never manages to feel less than off.