And other less sad celebrity news.
Also, Juliette Lewis rocks blue hair.
And Tiger's not allowed to bring his ladies near the kids.
And now Brad and Angelina have the most coveted minority child of all: the trans man.
Plus: Lady Gaga a fan of the show that recently paid tribute to her.
... we presume she means WATCHING the show felt like some sort of charity endeavor.
See baby goats, a baby bear, a chicken, Ke$ha without glitter, and more from this month's issues.
Also, Gwyneth Paltrow has GOOPy hair tips.
Check in on what she and other celebrities are doing in our gossip roundup.
Jason Shaw was always our favorite Paris patsy.
Well, technically it was the fish sticks that were too hot.
Plus Jessica Simpson's weird addiction, on our regular late-night roundup.
The diva changes her contract rider.
Also, Snooki landed a Pantene Pro-V gig.
And more "they're just like us" celebrity nuggets, in today's gossip roundup.
Not that she really needed it anyway.
Team Jessica sample the croissants, wine baths, and fashion of Paris.