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  1. wwjd
    11 Lingering Questions About the Rooney Mara–Joaquin Phoenix Film Mary MagdaleneLet’s all smoke a quick cigarette underneath Jesus’s crucified body and talk about the long-delayed Rooney Mara–Joaquin Phoenix film.
  2. select all
    Tennessee Man Very Concerned His Google Home Doesn’t Know Who Jesus IsA Google Home will tell you about Satan, but not Jesus Christ.
  3. sequential art
    Grant Morrison Unveils Jesus-Conan Mash-up ComicAnd he told us why he’s not afraid of the Trump Era.
  4. select all
    Memes Are Bigger Than Jesus NowMore people are Googling about “memes” than about “Jesus.”
  5. opera news
    Ecce Homo Jesus Painting to Get Its Own OperaJesus is gonna watch it from Heaven with his dead, black rabbit eyes.
  6. holy ghost bling
    A Gospel Choir Remixed Drake’s ‘Hotline Bling’In which part of the Bible did Jesus call anyone on his cellular device at night?
  7. appropriation
    Did Madonna Just Compare Herself to Martin Luther King Jr.? Maybe.
  8. brooklyn
    The Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn Wants to Be Your Date for MassAnd the campaign is a tad bit creepy.
  9. The Catholic League Is Cautiously Hopeful About ‘Black Jesus’“If the goal is to lure young people to take a closer look at Jesus, the Son of God, that is noble… But if so, it is not a good sociological […]
  10. in production
    Jesus Is Returning to the Big ScreenLionsgate bought rights to Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth.
  11. Celebrate the Birth of The Christ Child by Coming to December’s Dog And […] Joyeux Noel! What better way to commemorate the birth of an immortal god’s child into the human realm than with some festive fart jokes?!?! […]
  12. answered prayers
    History Developing Jesus ‘Lost Years’ DramaNow with even more exorcisms.
  13. radio vulture
    Rosen on Kanye’s Yeezus Show at Barclays CenterThe 60-foot LED screen stole the show. Sorry, Jesus.
  14. unlikely musicals
    The Story of Jesus According to Britney: A MusicalYou want a life of salvation? You wanna party in France? You better pray, bitch.
  15. Kanye West Wore a WWJD BraceletShouldn’t it be WWYD?
  16. tattoos
    Justin Bieber Got Another Jesus TattooOn his calf.
  17. jews
    Fox Apologizes for Poll Asking Whether Jews Killed Jesus ChristFox has not released the results of the multiple choice poll.
  18. Pat Robertson Was Not a Fan of SNL’s Tim Tebow Sketch What’s new in “anti-Christian bigotry,” Pat Robertson? A completely harmless SNL sketch about Tim Tebow, you say? “If this had been a Muslim […]
  19. Jesus
    Hey Santa, Guy Fieri’s Dude Jewels Are on SaleNow your guy can look like that Guy.
  20. lady gaga
    A Line-by-Line Biblical Analysis of Lady Gaga’s ‘Judas’“I’m just a holy fool” does not appear in the Bible.
  21. the gods must be crazy
    Pole Dancing Is One of the Many Ways to Worship JesusTake a gander at Crystal Dean’s Pole Fitness for Jesus class.
  22. the gods must be crazy
    The Pope Doesn’t Blame the Jews for Killing JesusAnd in his new book, he’ll tell you why.
  23. jerks
    Alabama Governor Insults All Seven or So Non-Christian AlabamansThey are not his brothers and sisters, he informs them.
  24. we feel like we're taking crazy pills
    Birther Had an Awesome Time at the Constitution Reading… Screaming things about Obama and Jesus.
  25. thanks for nothing
    Times Readers Vie Over Who Has Most Depressing Thanksgiving Story“My Holiday horror story is that every year I am reminded that my family doesn’t want me and I don’t have any friends.”
  26. the gods must be crazy
    Okay, Okay, So a Jesus Statue Was Struck by Lightning and Burned to a Crisp Last NightBut it’s not THE “Touchdown Jesus.”
  27. jesus
    Lil Wayne Won’t Play Jesus ChristJust some guy named Jesus.
  28. in other news
    Michael Moore Is a Better Christian Than YouBecause he goes to church ALL THE TIME.
  29. jesus
    Philip Pullman to Really Show Christians This TimeThe title of Pullman’s next book: ‘The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ.’
  30. jesus
    Marc Webb’s Jesus Christ Superstar Remake: Who Will Play Indie-Rock Jesus?Can Zac Efron grow facial hair? Does Michael Cera even have abdominal muscles?
  31. scantily clad hotties
    Madonna’s Steamy W Spread With Jesus Luz Is Out!Jesus wears nothing, Madonna wears Victoria Beckham.
  32. right-click
    Eminem Returns for Some Reason!Plus: Tegan and Sara cover Rihanna!
  33. overnights
    ‘So You Think You Can Dance’: Oh, God, You Devil!