Chips, salsa, and stock tips.
Preet Bharara now knows what it is.
"It is outrageous what they paid themselves. It is obscene! I mean, there are real reasons to be angry."
Which is unfortunate, because we wanted that relationship to last. Plus, Jim Cramer threatens to open up a can of whoop-ass on Jon Stewart, and more in our daily gossip roundup.
It's like the economist and CNBC host cannot stay away from one another.
We have no idea why.
Our columnist tries to see the forest for the trees.
On last night's 'Daily Show,' the CNBC host and 'New York' columnist apologized before the comedian could get in too many solid blows.
It looks like Cramer will try to kill Stewart ... with kindness! Or puppy-dog eyes.
Sooner or later, someone in this fight is going to get his cheeks duct-taped together.
Sure, some people saw the Wall Street crash coming — but most didn't.
In which we ask: Are you one of those people who idly watches the new in-cab programming? Or do you angrily poke at the screen until it mercifully blacks out?