As the head of a military school.
Plus: Joan Allen will team up with Dustin Hoffman on HBO.
She needn't have bothered — Madonna didn't care that she was there, anyway. And more in our gossip roundup.
The phenomenon of Hollywood and TV stars hitting Broadway is a growth industry that just keeps expanding, downturn be damned.
Preview audiences have been leaving 'Impressionism' during intermission. But its producer has a solution!
Neither the auction she held to sell off the gifts her ex gave her or her new TV pilot were motivated by revenge against ex Ron Perelman. Also: Guess who Michelle Tractenberg is dating?
Plus: Jeremy Irons and Joan Allen return to Broadway in spring 2009.