The show with the monkey.
He has a good reason: He'll be visiting troops.
And more celebrity altercations, in our daily gossip wrap-up.
Also, Ms. Wintour seemed, well, a little crabby this morning. Not the most auspicious start to this Week of Weeks. Hmmm.
Plus Julia Restoin-Roitfeld has the smartest line-jumping M.O. of the day.