None of it's true, says Casey Affleck.
Someone had the presence of mind to add hand-drawn animations to the already familiar story.
He's attached to a part in 'Big Shoe,' about a foot-fetishizing shoe designer.
"For the past seventeen minutes, I've been lying my head off."
A Joaquin Phoenix impersonator is running amok at the Toronto Film Festival.
"To dismiss Phoenix's latest role because it’s not 'real' is to miss out on the charge of watching an actor play footsy with his own, barely corralled dementia."
Is he a rapping beardo? Or just a guy who pretended to be a rapping beardo for fun?
Clearly this is still all a joke, but we're impressed with his commitment here — check out that gut!
Sharp-eyed citizens of major cities might have noticed these wild postings of Joaquin Phoenix's bearded visage popping up recently ...
Another woman from the Joaquin Phoenix film is coming forward, claiming the seemingly sweet Affleck crawled into bed with her, uninvited.
The opportunity to watch Phoenix rap and be defecated on is finally here.
Magnolia is in final talks to pick up 'I'm Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix' for an Oscar-qualifying release this fall.
"Joaquin's for real."
And more tidbits of celebrity wisdom, in today's gossip roundup.
Details about the film have emerged and they're totally gross.
Not only is Casey Affleck's mockumentary on Joaquin Phoenix's pretend rap career a real thing, it is apparently being screened for actual ostensibly interested buyers.
Warning: The video is extremely graphic and upsetting.
It would have to be a mysteriously dark poet, otherwise the whole beard would have been for naught.