An unveils a new Bidenism alert system.
He's in legal trouble after scaring off intruders with a shotgun.
President Rafael Correa seems to be hoping he'll abandon the idea.
Kvelling turns to shvitzing as the veep goes off script.
"If we had guns that shot chocolate ... "
So, that happened.
Or maybe he was just trying to be nice to John McCain.
He called them "two twisted, perverted, cowardly knock-off jihadis."
They met at the Time 100 party last night.
Plus: Joe Biden's staff introduced themselves to Julia Louis-Dreyfus as characters on Veep, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
It had to happen eventually.
The mayor and vice-president gave an emotional, tag-team press conference.
The handshake in GIF form.
Someone tell Bob Woodward this is what intimidation looks like.
Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher are among the other famous names hit.
Huge smile, crossed arms.