He's been hospitalized in Las Vegas.
Also, you can now get those silly feather hair extensions for your dog. (Not that you should want to do so.)
Plus, Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor supposedly used to shave their faces.
Joe Jackson has filed a new lawsuit against Dr. Conrad Murray.
Jackson's wrongful-death lawsuit just got bumped down to state court.
And how are his kids doing?
Plus: Taylor Momsen basically the next Kurt Cobain.
"That is Russian roulette, that is loading six bullets into a gun with only six chambers."
On Friday, Joe Jackson said he believed Michael's death was the result of "foul play." Now, La Toya tells 'News of the World' the same thing.
The chances that this story will stop becoming more awful anytime soon are probably pretty slim.
Do any young artists stand a chance this year? Sadly, no.