First major scare: averted.
Or so they claim.
What if we demand Obama resign!? No? What if we demand he change his name to "Reagan"?
Suddenly Congress is a lean, mean, bill-passing machine. Why?
The question was never whether Republicans could start the fight, but whether they could finish it.
It's kind of a very, very small jobs plan.
These aren't the news reports you're looking for.
A vivisection of one of the dumbest talking points ever.
Featuring a crying John Boehner and shout-out to Dan Marino's baby mama.
"Obamaquester"! It's what the budget would be if it were an eighties-era fantasy movie.
But Boehner wants us to keep guessing.
Desperate measures for desperate times.