What could go wrong?
It's not as good as his French.
Or does he just hate Canada?
And he's only been on the job for a few weeks!
We examine the photographic evidence.
The job sounds exhausting, and he hasn't set foot on a plane yet.
The vote was 94 to 3.
Torture is offensive ... and hilarious!
But probably not the last.
Yup, this is not a surprise.
Sources say it's "basically a done deal."
At least he's not Susan Rice.
She withdrew her name from consideration this afternoon.
"There isn't an opening for senator. But there is an opening for a dad and a husband."
The strange strategy of a John Kerry's potential nomination as Secretary of Defense.
But he may get defense secretary as a consolation prize.