Oh please, oh please, oh please.
Their on-the-nose coupling is no more.
Our resident romance novelist rewrites the tabloids.
HOW COULD THIS BE?
Anyone else thinking of the A Different World opening credits?
Better than an Instagram video. That would've been too predictable.
"It made me feel terrible."
You have some work to do, America.
"Why not be happy after a while?" —John Mayer, Adult.
Let's all take a road trip with John Mayer!
Vocals not necessary.
He's sad about it.
Also, John Mayer can sing again.